Blonde Jokes!

Guys its Monday and its been a hectic day at work. Here's some jokes for you! Hope you enjoy them!

Why did 18 Blondes go to a movie?

Because under 18 was not allowed.

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What do you do when a Blonde throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you do when a Blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like crazy....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

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How do you confuse a Blonde?

Ask her to find the four corners of a round table.

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How do Blondes confuse us?

By finding out the six corners of that round table.

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How do you make a Blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell them a joke on Wednesday.

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Why do Blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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Why can't a Blondes dial 911?

They cannot find the eleven on the phone

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What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.